Q: What's the best way to start your day after a night of drinking and roller derby?
A: Take a shower!
Good job. Next question:
Q: What's the worst time to have a wasp near you?
A: WHEN YOU'RE NAKED! IN THE SHOWER!
Dude was crawling on the shower curtain. It's warm out, I get it. I don't hate him for being there, just for scaring the shit out of me. Thankfully, I was in the one place where messing yourself isn't a super big deal. Anyway, I put on my big boy pants, finished my shower, toweled off, and murdered the fucker with a towel. Happy Sunday!
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p.s. Not the Bees!
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